Words of Wisdom

Free advice is worth what you give for it

Your car never weighs enough to trip the traffic signal

If you run the light, the only car within a two mile radius will be a cop, and he will see you

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Why do they call them 2 X 4's?  Why don't they just call them 8's ?

Have you ever actually seen anybody in a "pickle"?

If you arrive early, everybody else will be late

If you arrive late, everybody else was early

If you get there on time, who notices?

It's always fun until somebody gets an eye put out.....

Don't swim in an alligator pond

If you have to swim in an alligator pond, make sure they've just been fed

Fishing with dynamite isn't really considered fishing. Except in Arkansas and Alabama

Do drummers really put their sticks on the dashboard so they can park in the handicap spots?

If you want to get a Nashville song-writer off your front porch, pay for the pizza

Ever wonder what a stripper does with her butt-hole b4 going to work. She drops him at band practice

Practice makes better

Nobody is perfect

Everything in life is a decision

Decisions are a bitch

What is the speed of dark?

Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father